HOLY BONER @ Club Voltaire - 20/10/2012

Holy Boner is back! Now with added Rod Cooper on handmade guitar/vocals, we've stripped the sound back and returned to the original vision for HxBx, which is, quite simply - TOTAL DESTRUCTION NOISECORE!!! Inspired by our favourite noisecore and noisy grind bands like GBN, Arse Destroyer, Last Days of Humanity and Final Exit, but we're using modified and hand-made instruments, vocal effects and other nifty tricks to create our own sound.
Here's a sample:


And we have a gig:

An exploration of the most insulting, abrasive, and generally fucking batshit music we can find, joyously flittling from ambient electronica to heavy jazz to metal, with generous helpings of white-noise across the board.

Event The First: featuring Bommy Knocker, Nyquistx, Holy Boner and dropbunny. 

Located in the most sneaky venue in Melbourne, Club Voltaire, which offers some of the cheapest booze around, an awesomely eclectic bookstore, and an intimate space for some horrific noisemaking.

Doors open from half 6, first band is on at 7 so get in early. $5 entry.

SPASMOSLOP @ Bendigo Hotel - 11/10/2012

Bleeemo Music presents....
THESE ARE THE BEST OF TIMES

An over indulgent night of psychedelic buffoonery and sonic illusions. Paul Kidney Experience return from their East Coast tour to light The Bendigo stage once more, (remember that note!!). Adam Simmons Vs Brian O'Dwyer have a new record out that features Ren Walters, this is the only live gig they will play together all year, and who knows when the next one will be. Spasmoslop will shake you to your soul, Sean Baxter and Llyod Honeybrook will make you

 question the boundaries of space and Heilsgeschichte will journey you to a place of infinite pleasure. Bring your friends, leave your inhibitions at home.

PAUL KIDNEY EXPERIENCE
http://neumusak.bandcamp.com/album/paul-kidney-experience

ADAM SIMMONS VS BRIAN O'DWYER featuring REN WALTERS
http://bleeemo.bandcamp.com/album/turnip

SPASMOSLOP
http://letsnoise.blogspot.com

SEAN BAXTER & LLOYD HONEYBROOK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ9T17h1mG0&feature=relmfu

HEILSGESCHICHTE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1RMHeRcM-A

$10
The Bendigo Hotel

DISCOBEANS MONDAY - 01/10/2012

CHRISTOPHER DE GROOT
Christopher de Groot is a composer, multi-instrumentalist, improviser, and electronic musician. Primarily a pianist with a background in jazz and classical composition de Groot has a strong interest in music for film having scored several features. He also has an affinity with analogue synthesizers, cassette tapes, ruined vinyl and noise

PURE HARD DRANCE
Pretty bangin beats


DOTABATA
Organic instrumentation destroyed by harsh electronics


BOMMY KNOCKER
Multi-instrumental experimental improv noise duo


7:00PM start
$5 entry

238 High St. Northcote

SPASMOSLOP & UMBILICAL TENTACLE - 29/09/2012

I'm playing 2 different gigs on the 29th September, starting with a solo at KIPL - I'll be playing early, around 7:00pm or so:

"Cantankerous Records brings you some varied noise...

WORD OF LIFE CHURCH SS = Synth/noise extravaganza...
http://mindtimedestroy.blogspot.com.au/

SPASMOSLOP = Otherworldly vocal driven noise...
http://soundcloud.com/spasmoslop/spasmoslop-non-monoglot
TODD ANDERSON-KUNERT = Audio/visual doom/noise...
http://www.toddanderson-kunert.com/index.php?%2Fproject%2Fperfromance-at-conduit-arts%2F
DOTABATA = Organic instrumentation destroyed by harsh electronics...
http://www.myspace.com/dotabata
BONO = Some more noise...
http://www.atu2.com/band/bono/bono.jpg

Starts early!
FREE!
All ages / BYOB welcome.

136 Roden St West Melbourne (a short trek from either Southern Cross or North Melbourne stations).

Various tapes and so on available on the night..."

http://www.facebook.com/events/464926360194110/

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Then...

Hex On The Beach, Umbilical Tentacle, First Love, Sick Sad World, Badd, Swimsuit Dynamite, Wet Lips
Followed by....
HARD OUT DANCE PARTY feat. DJs Cat Attack & Gob Job Goblin

Black Goat Warehouse, Coburg

Starts 7:00pm

Fundraiser for EMPOWER Foundation, Thai Sex Worker Organisation/Union

A message from Empower...

“For Empower its important that people are not giving money because they feel sympathy or have the image of [sex workers as] victims, [with] no choice etc etc.... Sex workers in Thailand are Sweet Smart, Strong and Sexy..the head of the family providing a good income for the family and the country. Sex workers in Thailand don't want anything special..just the same protections, benefits and rights as other workers and members of society. Together they join as Empower to fight for a space in society to stand proud, strong and still sexy!! Empower hopes everyone will be bad and have a great time! We hope you have a lot of fun for your event.”

for more info about this organisation.....http://www.empowerfoundation.org/

http://www.facebook.com/events/510511225631143/

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Umbilical Tentacle will be playing around 9:30pm or so I think

If you need directions to Black Goat please leave a message here or email me!

"World Grind Domination" @ MIUC 11/09/2012

Some great new collaborations, and a long awaited soloist this week at MIUC. Pete Warden has been making some pretty strange instruments in recent times, and performing on them under the name of Onion Engine. For this show, he has recruited his comrades from Electric Jellyfish, along with some additional guests, to let the psychedelic, outsider-garde sonics fly. World Grind Domination, features some of our favourite avant metalists in a new double voice/double blastbeat quartet. Brutal! And Harriet Morgan with her signature, abstracted black-metal-inspired grimcore solo project.

 • Onion Engine, featuring: Pete (ticks, pots and bits of tin), Adam (low strings and wires), Jake (bill the modified guitar and tuna tins), Mike(high screechy strings)
• World Grind Domination, featuring: Pete Hyde (voice), Brad Smith(drums), Max Kohane (drums) and Nik Kennedy (voice)
• HKM, AKA: Harriet K Morgan (blackened bass and tape collage)

The Make It Up Club
http://makeitupclub.blogspot.com/
Avant Garde Improvised Music and Sound Performance
Every Tuesday night at Bar Open, 317 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy 3065
Doors at 8:30 pm for a 9:00 pm start
$5/$10 

DISCOBEANS MONDAY - 03/09/2012

BLARGHSTRAD & DONKEY MUTHA'S
The wildest one-man band in town, Blarghstrad Noisesmith (Brad Smith - bass/drums/vocals) gets a frontman in the form of Donkey Mutha's of Arse (Shane Van Den Akker - vocals/electronics/extensions) to make your most demented noisecore dreams come true.

DRY MOUTH
Stoned synth noise. Get comfortable.

YUKO KONO & JOE TALIA
http://soundcloud.com/yukokono & www.joetalia.com - yowser!

NAT GRANT
Solo percussion & processing.
www.natgrantmusic.com

BRITE FIGHT
Brite Fight is solo siren, souped up soul.
http://britefight.bandcamp.com


7:00pm
$5 entry
238 High St. Northcote

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http://www.facebook.com/events/449937771705600/

This show is also celebrating Discobeans' 2nd Anniversary (as a restaurant, I think?), and I think we've put together a line-up that really reflects the Discobeans Monday vibe of putting on varied music/noise line-ups where anything goes!
Massive thanks to Yuka and her staff for all their hard work running the restaurant and the bar and keeping the place going. Venues like Discobeans are pretty rare these days sadly. I'm grateful to be involved, to watch people play music there, and play there myself. Cheers to everyone who supports Yuka and Discobeans!

UPDATE:
There's also this killer party/gig the night before...

DISCOBEANS 2nd anniversary!!!!

2nd SEPTEMBER!!!
LIVE/
OVE-NAXX
PASSENGER OF SHIT
The exo skeletal crack show
XIAN
DOT.AY
Major Napier
Adonys

DJ TALK SHOW BOY

and

LIVE PAINTING

STARTS from 3PM

http://www.facebook.com/events/264698340314688/

Great line-up of DJ/beats/breakcore/rave/electronic mash-up stuff, get down!

SENJU with CLEANINGLADY & SPAMOSLOP & RORY BROWN @ Discobeans -19/08/2012

MUNEOMI SENJU with CLEANINGLADY & SPASMOSLOP & RORY BROWN
For this performance of his first solo tour of Australia, ex-Boredoms master psych drummer Senju will be joined by local noisemusicmakers cleaninglady (Stephen Richards) on modular synth freakouts/baritone sax and Spasmoslop (Nik Kennedy) on electro-washboard/oral noise, plus last-minute addition, NSW double bass genius Rory Brown!

SYMPATHIA
Organic noise where feedback feeds back on feedback feeding back from the feedback of the feedback coming from various amps, electronics and hard rubbish objects.

BLEACH BOYS
Perception-shifting collusion with delinquent tapes.

PAUL HESLIN
Button bashing and sound mashing with video game controller and kidnapped radio making noises that they usually don't.


EARLY START!! DOORS 4:00PM!!
$5 entry
238 High St. Northcote


Mega cheers to Stephen Richards for helping make this happen!

NGC 1275 video

Live @ Discobeans 13/08/2012

Phillip Holquinn - Electronics/Guitar
Nik Kennedy - Electronics/Bass/Vocals

Once again thanks to Brian Bleeemo!

NCG 1275 @ Discobeans - 13/08/2012

We're on the 2nd Monday of the month this month for the ADMIN BLDG / BONNIE MERCER split cassette launch!!

• ADMIN BLDG
  Skronk-bop, no-jazz duo - one part Charles Ives Singers, one part Paul Kidney Experience
  https://www.facebook.com/pages/admin-bldg/240543682624544?sk=wall
• BONNIE MERCER
  Unrestrained depraved feedback, hallucinatory white noise and hypnotically evolving sonic guitar experiments
  http://bonniemercer.tumblr.com/
• WARPIGS
  Beautiful and brutal guitar/drums free noise
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z3Qu2JHfig
• NGC 1275
  Otherworld atmospheres and textures from Phillip Holquinn (electronics/guitar) & Nik Kennedy (electronics/vocals/bass)
  http://letsnoise.blogspot.com.au/
• SHOCK DIAMOND
  Solo synths from Xavier Irvine (Roskopp/The Day Everything Became Nothing/Fuck...I'm Dead)
  http://soundcloud.com/xavier-irvine

$5 entry
Doors 7:00pm
238 High St. Northcote

http://www.facebook.com/events/388622987858787/




ALSO!!!
On Sunday 19th August there'll be a special extra show featuring Japanese drummer/percussionist and ex-Yuka Discobeans bandmate, Muneomi Senju (best known for his work with Boredoms). Sick!!!!
More info soon!

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ Discobeans - 23/07/2012

Monday, July 23, 2012

Five Bucks. Music from 6pm includes:

UMBILICAL TENTACLE
VELCRO LOBSTER
MANGELWURZEL
LEFT AT THE ALTAR
DJ LOVELY CLEARWATER
KENNY CORNFLAKES

MMMMM mega boner

mmmm mondays !

http://www.facebook.com/events/129833107156583/

UMBILICAL TENTACLE video

Umbilical Tentacle + Shiro playing @ The B.East 23/06/2012 - Thanks to Brian Bleeemo!

DEATH BY CONES @ MIUC - 26/06/2012

Next up at MIUC we focus on sonic abstraction utilising density-variation from analogue sources. The 13th annual Liquid Architecture festival of sound arts is upon us again, and thanks to LA, we have one of their featured artists, visionary Berlin-based improviser and sound sculptor Werner Dafeldecker, performing in collaboration with Melbourne’s Sean Baxter. Death By Cones, a monstrous quartet exploring the physical limits of the speaker cone, featuring four experts in the field of brutal noise. And, a duo of sublime, psychoacoustic energy featuring Rodney J Cooper and Leith Thomas, employing 2 of Cooper’s hand-made creations.

• Werner Dafeldecker (Berlin) (live samper and tape delay) and Sean Baxter (percussive junk)
• Death By Cones, featuring: Mark Groves (brutal junk metal and electronic noise/Hartke amp), Nik Kennedy (brutal oral noise/Warwick amp), Tom Miller (brutal motor noise/Toilet amp) and Mark Skelton (brutal slut noise/Peavey amp)
• Rod Cooper (the lowrider and motorised strings) and Leith Thomas (leverage)

The Make It Up Club
http://makeitupclub.blogspot.com/
Avant Garde Improvised Music and Sound Performance
Every Tuesday night at Bar Open, 317 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy 3065
Doors at 8:30 pm for a 9:00 pm start
$5/$10

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Nice line-up, very excited for this one! 


http://www.facebook.com/events/249214081856356/

DISCOBEANS MONDAY - 02/07/2012

+ DEER HEAD APPARITION
"No core members" improvisation collective, featuring: anyone.
http://wagonbroadcastservice.org/deerhead/


+ STEVE LAW
A highlight performer at Discobeans last year. Avant-garde analogue electronics from one of Australia's most meticulous sound crafters, via a modular synth about the size of a bar fridge... and other mysterious devices...
http://www.solitary-sound.com/


+ DARK PASSENGER
Active since 2009, with appearances on releases for local labels Vacant Valley and Iceage Productions. His sound is in a constant flux, yet a sole aim is in creating a stream of sound with a degraded metallic tinge. Sometimes cacophonous, often desolate though always foreboding; inspired by the many lost souls walking the forgotten back roads of the world.


+ HEILSGESCHICHTE
The duo of Kevin CK Lo and Trent Brown, mashing together and mashing out all manner of fucked sounds using instruments you thought you once knew.


238 High St. Northcote
Doors 7:00pm
$5 entry


http://www.facebook.com/events/381657158550216/


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I'm gonna be making some noises with Deer Head Apparition... have no idea what to expect but looking forward to bringin a few choice noisemaking goodies along for some vibrationing.
Here's a recording of the first time I played with them. Probably the quietest gig I've ever played: http://soundcloud.com/deerheadapparition/deer-head-apparition-live-at

More DHA info here: http://www.facebook.com/groups/329990547058560/

UMBILICAL TENTACLE + SHIRO @ THE B.EAST - 23/06/2012

UxTx - Noise / Shiro - Butoh

Come down for a FREE night of Doom, Grind and Psychedelic mind warping. It's FREE! The B.East makes exceptional food too, make a night of it. It's FREE! The burgers aren't free :( but the Doom is! FREE!

Umbilical Tentacle + Shiro
Warpigs
Penguins

 

Saturday, June 23, 9:00pm
80 Lygon Street, Brunswick East Vic
The B.East 

DISCOBEANS MONDAY - 04/06/2012

6th JUNE 2012

Another guest-programmed programme this month, featuring..

CARTOON: zhazz fahnk ceut super kawasaki jet-ski drum boi

░░ http://cartoon69.bandcamp.com/
░░ http://soundcloud.com/cartoonliament-wywyadelic

ROBERT MARTELLI: mixed tones, epic drones, black bones

░░ http://rroobb.bandcamp.com/
░░ http://collusionofparallax.tumblr.com/

ABSTRACT MUTATION: friendly free jazz

░░ http://vinylonlytapes.blogspot.com/
░░ http://users.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/

Discobeans
238 High St. Northcote
7:00pm / $5

http://www.facebook.com/events/395011360540576/

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ New Low - 05/06/2012

CYBER DADA RETROSPECTIVE – COLLABORATIVE SHOW BY DR TROY INNOCENT & DALE NASON + NEW LOW ON THE SIDE - DAVID PALLISER, HEILSGECHICHTE & UMBILICAL TENTACLE 

Opening night 6 – 8.30pm Tuesday 5th June 2012.
Runs from 12 – 6pm Wednesday 6th to Friday 8th June 2012 or by appointment, call 0415152067.

New Low, Goodtime Studios, Basement 746 Swanston St Carlton VIC 3053. Enter via Lynch Lane. 


http://cyber-dada.tumblr.com/
http://n-e-w-l-o-w.tumblr.com/
http://www.facebook.com/events/388177281234167/

THE KILL @ The Prague - 26/05/2012

THE KILL - Single pedal metal
DEBACLE - D beat crust
MICHAEL CRAFTER- Grindcore (SYDNEY)
COUNTER ATTACK - Fastcore
INEBRIATOR - Old School Thrash

Probably $10 entry
First band about 9:00ish

Broooooooooooodle! We'll be playin a couple of BRAND SPANKIN new tunes too!

SFHS and THE KILL new tunes + news

Click ---> http://soundcloud.com/blastasfuk

http://blastasfuk.blogspot.com

Blastasfuk's Soundcloud page has some new SFHS and The Kill tunes from some of our upcoming releases. Which are...

Super Fun Happy Slide - Drop Ya Pants & Grind!! CD - long overdue 2nd album, currently being mixed & mastered by our drummer/turd-polishing wizard Brad Smith.

The Kill - Make 'Em Suffer CD/LP - full-length album, currently being mastered. CD version on Blastasfuk, LP version on To Live A Lie Records (USA).

The Kill/Mortalized (Jap) split 7" EP on Haunted Hotel Records

The Kill/Lycanthrophy (Czech) split 7" EP not sure what label

The Kill/Captain Cleanoff (Aus) split 7" EP not sure what label

The Kill will also be recording again very soon for a 3-way split with Noisear (USA) and Antigama (Poland) ! Brand new tracks containing some of Roby's most insanely over-the-top riffs ever, and meaningful lyrical topics such as hiding dissected corpses in your house, and murdering the bloke in the Santa suit at a shopping centre.
And! We're also doing a 5" split with White Eyes (USA)!

SFHS will do something new as soon as someone gives us money to bring Den up from Tassie!

DISCOBEANS MONDAY - 07/05/2012

BLEACH BOYS
Consciousness-altering manipulation of derelict magnetic tape


RODNEY J. COOPER BLUES
Rodney J. Cooper (original strings) & Ronny Ferella (drums) - Contemporary blues noise songs


BRUCE TIFFANY
Insert description here


THE PONY FACTORY
Harsh, loud and dark Noise/Skramz/Hardcore, based around the concept of a fictional world loosing it's light


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Discobeans
238 High St. Northcote
7:00pm / $5

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ Discobeans - 29/04/2012

http://www.facebook.com/events/283481715072263 says:
"PA_ON_RECORD and DISCOBEANS present
ICE CREAM EXORCISM 5; The Gerpanese Party
The Gerpanese Party has come together to provide the high quality of life fulfilling need s of all the senses. It is a day to celebrate open obsessive nature of human being, and raise some fund for me to stalk a band in Germany in May. There will be glittery performances by ear opening performers, jaw dropping tasteful food prepared by Discobeans and eye popping Ice Cream Exorcism merchandise. This event also coincide with the launch of a compilation album
Gerpanese - Music to Stalk To, 13 tracks of magnificent obsession for a band based in Germany by 13 gempacked artists from Brisbane, Melbourne and Finland.

$5 entry, free entry for children

Music to excite you by
ADONYS
ALEX CUFFE
BRITE FIGHT
BOTSKI (if he could run fast enough to fit 2 shows in one day)
DOT.A.Y (DJ set)
NEW ARCHER
OTHER PLACES (solo)
STEAMED OCCASION
TALKSHOW BOY (DJ set)
STEAMED OCCASION
SPACE CADET
UMBILICAL TENTACLE
WAR PIGS
ZANSIBAR CHANNEL

Food by Discobeans
https://www.facebook.com/discobeanscafe

I thank all of you who are involved, my parents and friends who have both openly and discretely encouraging me and hitting action button for me all the time, and thank you for the whitest boy alive for tapping on my neon neuron."